no one owns the sky

tenmillionpoundsofsludge:

hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass

nhaingen:

my dying body: please…. feed me a vegetable……..
me: lmao i dont think so you vegan sjw piece of shit

mycomplexities:

The year is 2015 AD. The human race has existed for over 200,000 years. Men still think women pee out of the vagina.

spiroandthelacktones:

madamehearthwitch:
huffylemon:
I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.
This applies to garlic too

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sansastarkofficial:
sansastarkofficial:
Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance
Maybe the real All Star was the bisexuals we met along the way

putyouinabettermood:

Grapes of Rat….. via http://ift.tt/2qzoqGd putyouinabettermood.com

windwaver: